fishingboatproceeds:


Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin. 
2. Do I really look like that illustration?

fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

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rapeculturerealities:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Plus if it’s really that much of a problem masturbation is always an option.  Any dude who’d rather pressure someone into having sex against their will rather than masturbate is not only a terrible human being he’s a rapist and should be run from, quickly.

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wilwheaton:

If you’d told me that I’d be sharing a Miley Cyrus cover of Jolene because it’s really great, I would have laughed in your face … and yet.

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your greatest struggle right now?""Hitting a kick flip.""Getting my average past 90.""Getting some vagina.""Me too."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your greatest struggle right now?"
"Hitting a kick flip."
"Getting my average past 90."
"Getting some vagina."
"Me too."

6blood6lust6:

blankmuse:

jewicidal:

what

That sentence was a roller coaster.

the fuck

6blood6lust6:

blankmuse:

jewicidal:

what

That sentence was a roller coaster.

the fuck

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benthicpressure:

the-bar-is-called-heaven:

benthicpressure:

the-bar-is-called-heaven:

benthicpressure:

the-bar-is-called-heaven:

realjusticewesteros:

You know, I’m all for voting yes to Laverne Cox, but if you insisted on voting against Jared Leto, and you didn’t insist on voting against this motherfucker, then you’re not a real activist. It’s as simple as that. Like, it makes me physically ill that you people spend more time demonizing people like Leto and Macklemore, and not the fucking dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. You people are pathetic and you all sicken me.
-Bran

exactly

NNNNNooooooo?!?!??! The Time 100 is for the 100 most important, influential, or change causing people in the past year. Laverne Cox is important because she’s brilliantly advancing trans rights and awareness just by existing in the public spotlight, plus she’s amazingly outspoken about it to boot. Kim Jong Un is freaking important to the world at large this year; he keeps trying to start a war and is shooting missles off out his ass.
What did Leto or Macklemore do? Leto was grossly miscast in a movie about a trans woman that he had no business acting in, and Macklemore seemed to think he was the straight while rapping savior of the gays when really no one wanted to have anything to do with him. So yeah, Kim Jong Un and Laverne Cox should be on here, and hell no, Jared Leto and Macklemore should not.

Man I don’t think this dude should be in it. I don’t think leto and macklemore should be either, but this dude is like not only the worst as a person but is also the most idiotic and tantrumy five year old diaper wetter and if ur gonna put a dictator on a magazine at least put one on that isn’t a little bitch

Yeah but like, this little bitch is trying to start a war with South Korea and if he attacks them then the US retaliates and then China probably gets involved and everything spirals out of control very quickly. He might be a idiot but he’s a damn important one

Man see I’ve been worried about that but honestly I think he’s all talk. This kind of shit has been going on forever with him and his daddy.
I agree that the issues are very important because what if it isn’t just all talk, u know? But Time could easily bring awareness about the issues without putting this guy in a spotlight that he probably just wants to be in anyway

Well ok, but it’s not like he’s going to read the Time 100 and let the fame go to his head. And it’s not like the Time 100 is going to build him up as a great guy. I mean, he was in it last year and look what they said about him then: http://time100.time.com/2013/04/18/time-100/slide/kim-jong-un/ For those who don’t want to read the whole thing the first line is “North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un is the world’s youngest head of state - and behaves like it.” They go on to call him on his shit just like you did and call him a loser but also stress that he probably has nukes and that the world is on edge about that
Hell, Osama Bin Laden was in the Time 100 in 2007 and he was worse than Kim here. It’s not a list of good people doing good things, it’s a list of people to keep an eye on this year, for any reason.

benthicpressure:

the-bar-is-called-heaven:

benthicpressure:

the-bar-is-called-heaven:

benthicpressure:

the-bar-is-called-heaven:

realjusticewesteros:

You know, I’m all for voting yes to Laverne Cox, but if you insisted on voting against Jared Leto, and you didn’t insist on voting against this motherfucker, then you’re not a real activist. It’s as simple as that. Like, it makes me physically ill that you people spend more time demonizing people like Leto and Macklemore, and not the fucking dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. You people are pathetic and you all sicken me.

-Bran

exactly

NNNNNooooooo?!?!??! The Time 100 is for the 100 most important, influential, or change causing people in the past year. Laverne Cox is important because she’s brilliantly advancing trans rights and awareness just by existing in the public spotlight, plus she’s amazingly outspoken about it to boot. Kim Jong Un is freaking important to the world at large this year; he keeps trying to start a war and is shooting missles off out his ass.

What did Leto or Macklemore do? Leto was grossly miscast in a movie about a trans woman that he had no business acting in, and Macklemore seemed to think he was the straight while rapping savior of the gays when really no one wanted to have anything to do with him. So yeah, Kim Jong Un and Laverne Cox should be on here, and hell no, Jared Leto and Macklemore should not.

Man I don’t think this dude should be in it. I don’t think leto and macklemore should be either, but this dude is like not only the worst as a person but is also the most idiotic and tantrumy five year old diaper wetter and if ur gonna put a dictator on a magazine at least put one on that isn’t a little bitch

Yeah but like, this little bitch is trying to start a war with South Korea and if he attacks them then the US retaliates and then China probably gets involved and everything spirals out of control very quickly. He might be a idiot but he’s a damn important one

Man see I’ve been worried about that but honestly I think he’s all talk. This kind of shit has been going on forever with him and his daddy.

I agree that the issues are very important because what if it isn’t just all talk, u know? But Time could easily bring awareness about the issues without putting this guy in a spotlight that he probably just wants to be in anyway

Well ok, but it’s not like he’s going to read the Time 100 and let the fame go to his head. And it’s not like the Time 100 is going to build him up as a great guy. I mean, he was in it last year and look what they said about him then: http://time100.time.com/2013/04/18/time-100/slide/kim-jong-un/ For those who don’t want to read the whole thing the first line is “North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un is the world’s youngest head of state - and behaves like it.” They go on to call him on his shit just like you did and call him a loser but also stress that he probably has nukes and that the world is on edge about that

Hell, Osama Bin Laden was in the Time 100 in 2007 and he was worse than Kim here. It’s not a list of good people doing good things, it’s a list of people to keep an eye on this year, for any reason.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

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the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

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